The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)
New faces! Cute couples! Pop superstars!
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
Round 1 keeps chugging right along. Are you keeping up?
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.
Get through your day with a healthy dose of judgment.