2014 Best Dressed List

Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.

Let’s do this.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.

Let’s do this.

2014 amfAR LA Inspiration Gala

Almost everyone looked like a hot disaster at the amfAR LA Gala, but at least it was for a good cause!

It’s judgment time.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Happy Sunday, fellow divas! Grab yourself another cup of coffee and let’s get to judging.

You ready?

2014 Toronto Film Festival, Part 2

Get in, losers.

We’re going to Toronto.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2

Welcome back to the red carpet, darlings!

Let’s judge some starlets.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Fuck the front rows – the most fabulous fashion of the week happened outside New York Fashion Week.

Stop: glamour time.

2013 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 1

Welcome, dear readers, to my favorite red carpet event of the year! This year’s Met Gala theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Let’s mock the starlets who were too chicken to go all-out and praise those who brought out their “punk” side. (Or as “punk” as a bunch of actresses and models can get at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.)