dress by Maxime Simoëns, shoes by Proenza Schouler
Funky, flattering, youthful, not too fancy OR too casual – this is as good as it gets when it comes to MTV red carpets, dear readers. Watch the Watson and learn. Also, I tuned in to the Movie Awards for a few minutes (only because I wanted to see the Hunger Games: Catching Fire trailer), and Emma won some big award and gave an incredibly endearing, charming speech that just made me like her even more, if that’s even possible. Anyway, the neckline of this dress is fantastic, as is the sort of watercolor-looking print on the skirt. And the shoes are adorable.
jacket, shirt, pants, and shoes by AllSaints
In a tuxedo or in a crinkled leather jacket, Eddie Redmayne out-dresses everyone. He’s even making what appears to be a denim shirt work, and that’s next to impossible.
gown by Givenchy, purse by Nancy Gonzalez, shoes by Jimmy Choo
Love the balance between the fancy skirt and the plain black top – alone, the top is too casual and the skirt is too formal, but together, they’re somehow appropriate. The shoes are okay, but not necessarily my favorite.
top and skirt by Cushnie et Ochs, shoes by Gucci
The skirt’s a bit too long and the ankle-straps are comically large, but an MTV event really is the best red carpet on which to rock a crop top.
AMANDA SEYFRIED and STEVE CARELL
dress by Three Floor, shoes by Rupert Sanderson
Adorable dress, but would it have killed her to hit the red carpet so we could get a decent picture of it?
dress by Paco Rabanne, shoes by Christian Louboutin
If this actually fit her instead of hanging off her like a tent, and if I couldn’t see her bellybutton, I’d be totally down for this dress. As is, it’s a bit of a disaster.
suit and shoes by Giorgio Armani, purse by Alice + Olivia
Your hair is atrocious, your suit fits terribly, and your shoes are positively cartoonish. Also, who are you?
dress by Louis Vuitton, shoes by Jimmy Choo
I never thought I would have to say these words, because I truly believed them to be obvious, but apparently, it needs to be said: NO PATCHWORK DENIM DRESSES ON THE RED CARPET. EVER.
dress by Julien Macdonald, shoes by Jimmy Choo
If you’re wearing a gold dress on the red carpet, don’t wear shoes that are a completely different shade of gold. Also, the hair is a joke, right? Some sort of prank I don’t understand because I’m too old?
dress by Michael Kors, shoes by Roger Vivier
NO. No to mullet skirts, no to wrinkly peplums, no to that shade of yellow and its matching purse – just NO, Kerry. You are so much better than this.