What, you thought we were done?.
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.
Let’s get this bitchfest started.