Everything’s coming up Emma.
EMMA WATSON launching the HeForShe campaign at the UN
dress by Christian Dior, shoes by Jimmy Choo
I did not know that there was such a thing as “serving up UN Goodwill Ambassador realness” until now. But if anyone could make that happen, it’s Emma Watson. I highly recommend you watch her inspiring and eye-opening speech about feminism that she gave to the UN this week while wearing this iconic Dior coat-dress. The only thing more beautiful than her outfit was her message.
EMMA WATSON at the HeForShe launch after-party
dress by Hugo Boss, purse by M2Malletier, shoes by Jimmy Choo
I had to turn my screen brightness up to a blinding level to see it, but this dress actually has some cool sheer effects that make it a lot more interesting than it appears at first glance. But also, Emma Watson could wear a burlap sack and I’d be like THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF FASHION.
COCO ROCHA at the Roberto Cavalli show
suit by Roberto Cavalli
There are few enough events in the world where it is appropriate to wear a palm-tree printed tuxedo. It’s basically just a gay tropical destination wedding, or the Roberto Cavalli show in Milan. Coco chose the latter, and knocked it out of the fucking park.
KIRSTEN DUNST in New York
dress by Chanel, purse by Salvatore Ferragamo
I predicted we’d see Emma Stone in this stunning couture gown, but it’s pretty damn close to perfection on Kirsten. The pockets are to die for, and I love that the shoes replicate the design in the bodice.
JESSICA CHASTAIN in London
gown by Erdem
Joining Team Gowns With Pockets, Jessica Chastain was a delight in this surprising shade of banana. It shouldn’t work with her coloring, but somehow, it does.
TAYLOR SWIFT in Las Vegas
top and skirt by Calvin Klein, shoes by Christian Louboutin
Almost pain-stakingly perfect. A black or red pedicure, and I might have thrown up all over myself.
KERRY WASHINGTON in Los Angeles
dress by Mary Katrantzou, purse by Kotur, shoes by SJP
It’s a dress for a kindergartener, but Kerry Washington makes it work. I got tired of white pumps on the red carpet a year ago, when they took over Hollywood for an entire summer, so I’d have changed up the shoes. But these baby blues are pretty damn beautiful on her.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE in Las Vegas
top and pants by Emilio Pucci, shoes by Valentino
Awesome crop top, but I’m worried someone is going to trip on that purse tassel.
KAROLINA KURKOVA in Milan
coat by Armani Privé
Honestly, if you’re going to wear the dress a gold-digging Muppet would wear at her husband’s funeral, you have to go bigger than this. You need more interesting shoes, wild hair, and more makeup than just that red lipstick. Karolina, you should know better.
GUGU MBATHA-RAW in New York City
dress by Jenny Packham
It’s almost aggressively sweet, but I’m still on the side of liking it, even if it’s bordering on handmade tablecloth territory.
CHLOË MORETZ in New York City
dress by Christian Dior
Uh, I think your dress is broken.
HEIDI KLUM at the Roberto Cavalli show
suit by Roberto Cavalli
I appreciate the effort, but Coco did it SO much better.
HEIDI KLUM at the Versace show
jacket, dress, and boots by Versace
Jackets slung over shoulders is my new red carpet pet peeve. It’s particularly common on the front row, because stars are always sweating in packed tents while having to shill the free coat a designer sent them. Unless that thing is glued to your shoulders, it ain’t staying there. But I guess that’s what you pay assistants for – to keep your coat that you didn’t buy that’s worth more than a car from falling off your perfectly tanned shoulders.
DIANE KRUGER in Paris
dress by Chanel
Who the fuck is this, and what has she done with Diane Kruger?
IGGY AZALEA and RITA ORA in Las Vegas
Iggy’s sweater by Opening Ceremony, shoes by Rupert Sanderson
Rita’s top and pants by Philipp Plein, shoes by Christian Louboutin
Am I getting old, or do they both look pretty fucking stupid?
ELLE FANNING in Los Angeles
top and pants by Oscar de la Renta
This is a bland, boring outfit that I was forced to include because Elle Fanning is a brunette now. Discuss.
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY in New York City
jacket, pants, belt, and shoes by Versus Versace
But also, there are these things called jackets that fit.
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY in London
dress by Balmain, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti
Somehow, she is wearing way too much fabric and WAY too little fabric simultaneously.
GINNIFER GOODWIN in Los Angeles
top and skirt by Marni, purse by Rauwolf, shoes by Christian Louboutin
This might be the least flattering thing she’s ever worn.
HILARY DUFF in Las Vegas
dress by Anthony Vaccarello
What I keep telling myself every time I look at this photo: