“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Don’t cry because it’s (almost) over. Smile because you won’t have to keep getting annoyed every time you realize that this movie has both a colon AND a dash in its title, which is just completely bananas.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
Join me, dear readers. There’s so many pretty things to look at, and so many stars to dress in them.
Happy Monday, divas! It’s time for your not-so-regularly-scheduled bitchfest.
Everything’s coming up Emma.
Get in, losers.
Let’s finish up this fabulous film festival, so we can move right along to the next one! (Seriously, the film-fest-scheduling gods must hate fashion bloggers. The Venice, Toronto, and Deauville festivals all overlap – and during New York Fashion Week. I swear, they’re trying to destroy me.)
It’s time to finish this bitchfest, dear readers.