I’m not crying, YOU ARE.
Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Your favorite segment is back and better than ever.
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Every actress and model in the French Riviera turned out to say happy birthday to Cannes.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.