You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.
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Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!