Met Gala 2017: Underwhelming Models

Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala. 

Are you caught up on the rules? Good.

EMILY RATAJKOWSKI
gown by Marc Jacobs

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Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

I’m usually here for a Starry Night homage, but it doesn’t pack enough of a punch for the Met Gala.

STELLA MAXWELL
gown by H&M

Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

High-fashion string cheese.

DOUTZEN KROES
gown by Brock Collection

Photo: PeopleStyleWatch

Hard pass.

LIU WEN
gown by Off-White by Virgil Abloh

Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

I don’t even understand what I’m looking at. Which could have been great for the theme, but alas… this is not.

NAOMI CAMPBELL
gown by Alaïa

Photo: George Pimentel/WireImage

Low-key but on-point for a regular event; highly disappointing for this one.

NATASHA POLY
gown by Michael Kors

Photo: Celebmafia

A terrible take on a tired trend.

ADRIANA LIMA
gown by Alberta Ferretti, jewelry by Chopard, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti

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Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

OH MY GOD. WE KNOW YOU’RE PRETTY. THE POINT OF THIS EVENT IS TO WEAR A COSTUME.

JOAN SMALLS
gown by Topshop, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Photo: Dia Dipasupil/Getty

Should have worn it to the punk-themed Met Gala.

GISELE BÜNDCHEN and TOM BRADY 
gown by Stella McCartney, jewelry by Neil Lane
tuxedo by Tom Ford

Photo: Rob Latour/Rex/Shutterstock

These two are excruciatingly boring.

CANDICE SWANEPOEL
gown by Topshop

Photo: David Fisher/Rex/Shutterstock

TRY. HARDER.

KARLIE KLOSS
dress by Carolina Herrera, jewelry by Forevermark, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Photo: John Shearer/Getty

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KAREN ELSON
gown by Lanvin, jewelry by Tiffany & Co.

Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

Strung-out Disney princess.

BEHATI PRINSLOO
gown by Topshop, jewelry by Harry Winston

Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

WHY ARE YOU SO BORING

PARIS JACKSON
dress by Calvin Klein

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Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

Poor thing just signed with Calvin Klein, so she’s going to be wearing boring shit for the next two years. Might as well get used to it.

BELLA HADID
jumpsuit by Alexander Wang, jewelry by Bulgari

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Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

Get that MTV VMAs shit outta here.

KENDALL JENNER
gown by La Perla, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty

The only way I could hate this more is if Kendall were holding a Pepsi.

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