You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
There is no Met Gala without the divas.