You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.