Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
Let’s keep the party going.
You made it to Friday! Celebrate with some casual daytime Cannes realness.
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Welcome to Fashion Prom!