Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
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2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 2
Let’s keep the party going.
Cannes 2017: Daytime Chic
You made it to Friday! Celebrate with some casual daytime Cannes realness.
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Fabness, Part 1
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
Cannes 2017: Let the festival begin!
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Met Gala 2017: Underwhelming Models
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
2017 Golden Globes, Part 2
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
2016 Emmy Awards, Part 3
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
2015 MTV VMAs
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Met Gala 2015: The Models
Welcome to Fashion Prom!