Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
Before we begin the judging, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.