Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Let’s just say it: this was the most fashionable movie premiere of all time.
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.