March Fabness 2014, Round 2: Valentino and Givenchy Brackets


Beyonce. Katniss. Hermione. Cara Delevingne’s eyebrows. All the ladies are here and ready for battle.

CARA DELEVINGNE vs. EMMA WATSON
Cara's suit by Burberry Prorsum

Cara’s suit by Burberry Prorsum; Emma’s dress by Candela, shoes by Ancient Greek

CARA: Pardon me, Emma, love, but I’m terribly busy. I have these insanely long legs that I simply must show off in a serious of fabulous suits.

EMMA: Don’t worry about it, darling. Look at my casual sandals – I’m clearly carefree and down-to-earth.

Cara's blouse by La Perla; Emma's top and skirt by Christopher Kane, shoes by Gianvito Rossi

Cara’s blouse by La Perla; Emma’s top and skirt by Christopher Kane, shoes by Gianvito Rossi

CARA: Well, you’re certainly sweet enough, but your eyebrows alone tell me you’ll never be able to defeat me.

EMMA: What does that even mean?

Cara's suit by Burberry; Emma's dress by Antonio Berardi

Cara’s suit by Burberry; Emma’s dress by Antonio Berardi

CARA: It means I have all-powerful eyebrows and you do not.

EMMA: I happen to have very fabulous eyebrows too, and I also have variety in my wardrobe, which you seem to lack.

Cara's coat, dress, and purse by Burberry; Emma's dress by Giambattista Valli, purse by M2Malletier, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Cara’s coat, dress, and purse by Burberry; Emma’s dress by Giambattista Valli, purse by M2Malletier, shoes by Christian Louboutin

CARA: I’m not taking any sass from you, Ms. Watson.

EMMA: Why? Because my eyebrows look better than yours? BASK IN THE GLOW OF THEM, CARA.

Cara's suit by Roberto Cavalli; Emma's gown and pants by Christian Dior, shoes by Roger Vivier

Cara’s suit by Roberto Cavalli; Emma’s gown and pants by Christian Dior, shoes by Roger Vivier

CARA: MY EYEBROWS ARE INSURED FOR $10,000.

EMMA: No one believes that’s true.

KARLIE KLOSS vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE
Karlie's blazer, purse, and boots by Tamara Mellon; Jennifer's top and skirt by Proenza Schouler, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood

Karlie’s blazer, purse, and boots by Tamara Mellon; Jennifer’s top and skirt by Proenza Schouler, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood

KARLIE: Ugh, stop it. You’re too adorable, Jennifer. I absolutely love your style.

JENNIFER: Thanks, but I’m not even going to pretend I picked out any of this. Fun, though, right?

Karlie's jacket and pants by Louis Vuitton; Jennifer's jacket by Burberry, top and skirt by J. Mendel, shoes by Narciso Rodriguez

Karlie’s jacket and pants by Louis Vuitton; Jennifer’s jacket by Burberry, top and skirt by J. Mendel, shoes by Narciso Rodriguez

KARLIE: Girlfriend, you know I love a pop of midriff.

JENNIFER: That’s a little more than a pop, but, okay. You wear it well.

Karlie's dress by Christian Dior; Jennifer's dress by Christian Dior, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Karlie’s dress by Christian Dior; Jennifer’s dress by Christian Dior, shoes by Jimmy Choo

KARLIE: I know I do, but I don’t think that’s a reason to copy my Dior little white peplum dress.

JENNIFER: It’s sweet that you think I’m copying you, when I actually do not care enough about this to even consider doing such a thing.

Karlie's dress by Louis Vuitton; Jennifer's dress by Tom Ford

Karlie’s dress by Louis Vuitton; Jennifer’s dress by Tom Ford

KARLIE: I don’t know, J.Law. That sexy little Tom Ford dress tells me you care quite a bit.

JENNIFER: It’s sparkly and I like it, okay? Plus, I couldn’t stop falling over in full-length gowns.

Karlie's gown by Donna Karan; Jennifer's dress by Christian Dior, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Karlie’s gown by Donna Karan; Jennifer’s dress by Christian Dior, shoes by Christian Louboutin

KARLIE: That’s positively adorable. How do you make your shtick-y clumsiness sound so endearing?

JENNIFER: It’s just part of my magic.

NAYA RIVERA vs. AMY ADAMS
Naya's dress by Monique Lhuillier, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Amy's dress and shoes by Gucci

Naya’s dress by Monique Lhuillier, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Amy’s dress and shoes by Gucci

NAYA: I’m glad it’s finally our turn. Things are getting intense at March Fabness headquarters.

AMY: Tell me about it. I just saw Cara Delevingne trying to pluck off Emma Watson’s eyebrows.

Naya's dress by Zac Posen, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Amy's dress by Valentino, shoes by Casadei

Naya’s dress by Zac Posen, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Amy’s dress by Valentino, shoes by Casadei

NAYA: That’s a horrific image.

AMY: Isn’t it? Anyway, it’ll be a relief when I finally walk out of here with my trophy.

Naya's dress by Donna Karan, shoes by Stuart Weitzman; Amy's gown by Victoria Beckham

Naya’s dress by Donna Karan, shoes by Stuart Weitzman; Amy’s gown by Victoria Beckham

NAYA: Your trophy? I beg to differ, Miss Thing.

AMY: Oh, come on. You can’t possibly think you can beat me.

Naya's gown by Michael Kors, shoes by Stuart Weitzman; Amy's gown by Vivienne Westwood, purse by Edie Parker

Naya’s gown by Michael Kors, shoes by Stuart Weitzman; Amy’s gown by Vivienne Westwood, purse by Edie Parker

NAYA: I’ll beat you right in your fucking face.

AMY: It just might be hard to reach me, with me on the A-List and you … somewhere far beneath that.

Naya's gown by Michael Kors; Amy's gown by Gucci

Naya’s gown by Michael Kors; Amy’s gown by Gucci

NAYA: How dare you. I’m plenty famous –

AMY: Listen up, sweetheart. I’m at the Oscars; you’re at the American Music Awards. Do the math.

BEYONCÉ KNOWLES vs. CHLOË MORETZ
Beyoncé's top and skirt by Topshop, hat by Eugenia Kim, sunglasses by Karen Walker, purse by Kurt Geiger; Chlo 's jacket by Vivienne Westwood, pants by J Brand, purse by Louis Vuitton

Beyonc ‘s top and skirt by Topshop, hat by Eugenia Kim, sunglasses by Karen Walker, purse by Kurt Geiger; Chloë’s jacket by Vivienne Westwood, pants by J Brand, purse by Louis Vuitton

BEYONCÉ: Cute glasses, girl! How ya been?

CHLOË: Um, amazing! I can’t believe I get to compete with BEYONCÉ KNOWLES!

Beyoncé's dress by Randi Rahm; Chloë's dress by Marni, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Beyoncé’s dress by Randi Rahm; Chloë’s dress by Marni, shoes by Christian Louboutin

BEYONCÉ: Slow your roll, little girl. What’s this about competing?

CHLOË: Uh, I’m here to defeat you? In a fashion battle?

Beyoncé's dress and boots by Tom Ford; Chloë's jacket by Saint Laurent, top, skirt, and purse by Chanel, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Beyoncé’s dress and boots by Tom Ford; Chloë’s jacket by Saint Laurent, top, skirt, and purse by Chanel, shoes by Jimmy Choo

BEYONCÉ: Hahahahaha, oh, okay. That’s adorable. Go ahead and try.

CHLOË: Thanks, Ms. Knowles – um, Mrs. Carter – uh, thank you!

Beyoncé's dress and shoes by Gucci; Chloë's dress and shoes by Fendi

Beyoncé’s dress and shoes by Gucci; Chloë’s dress and shoes by Fendi

BEYONCÉ: No need for formality, honey. You can just call me Queen Bey.

CHLOË: Yes, Your Highness.

Beyoncé's gown, gloves, and shoes by Givenchy; Chloë's gown by Valentino

Beyoncé’s gown, gloves, and shoes by Givenchy; Chloë’s gown by Valentino

BEYONCÉ: Now run along before my skirt sets you on fire.

CHLOË: Yes, ma’am.


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