CARA DELEVINGNE vs. EMMA WATSON
CARA: Pardon me, Emma, love, but I’m terribly busy. I have these insanely long legs that I simply must show off in a serious of fabulous suits.
EMMA: Don’t worry about it, darling. Look at my casual sandals – I’m clearly carefree and down-to-earth.
CARA: Well, you’re certainly sweet enough, but your eyebrows alone tell me you’ll never be able to defeat me.
EMMA: What does that even mean?
CARA: It means I have all-powerful eyebrows and you do not.
EMMA: I happen to have very fabulous eyebrows too, and I also have variety in my wardrobe, which you seem to lack.
CARA: I’m not taking any sass from you, Ms. Watson.
EMMA: Why? Because my eyebrows look better than yours? BASK IN THE GLOW OF THEM, CARA.
CARA: MY EYEBROWS ARE INSURED FOR $10,000.
EMMA: No one believes that’s true.
KARLIE KLOSS vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE
KARLIE: Ugh, stop it. You’re too adorable, Jennifer. I absolutely love your style.
JENNIFER: Thanks, but I’m not even going to pretend I picked out any of this. Fun, though, right?
KARLIE: Girlfriend, you know I love a pop of midriff.
JENNIFER: That’s a little more than a pop, but, okay. You wear it well.
KARLIE: I know I do, but I don’t think that’s a reason to copy my Dior little white peplum dress.
JENNIFER: It’s sweet that you think I’m copying you, when I actually do not care enough about this to even consider doing such a thing.
KARLIE: I don’t know, J.Law. That sexy little Tom Ford dress tells me you care quite a bit.
JENNIFER: It’s sparkly and I like it, okay? Plus, I couldn’t stop falling over in full-length gowns.
KARLIE: That’s positively adorable. How do you make your shtick-y clumsiness sound so endearing?
JENNIFER: It’s just part of my magic.
NAYA RIVERA vs. AMY ADAMS
NAYA: I’m glad it’s finally our turn. Things are getting intense at March Fabness headquarters.
AMY: Tell me about it. I just saw Cara Delevingne trying to pluck off Emma Watson’s eyebrows.
NAYA: That’s a horrific image.
AMY: Isn’t it? Anyway, it’ll be a relief when I finally walk out of here with my trophy.
NAYA: Your trophy? I beg to differ, Miss Thing.
AMY: Oh, come on. You can’t possibly think you can beat me.
NAYA: I’ll beat you right in your fucking face.
AMY: It just might be hard to reach me, with me on the A-List and you … somewhere far beneath that.
NAYA: How dare you. I’m plenty famous –
AMY: Listen up, sweetheart. I’m at the Oscars; you’re at the American Music Awards. Do the math.
BEYONCÉ KNOWLES vs. CHLOË MORETZ
BEYONCÉ: Cute glasses, girl! How ya been?
CHLOË: Um, amazing! I can’t believe I get to compete with BEYONCÉ KNOWLES!
BEYONCÉ: Slow your roll, little girl. What’s this about competing?
CHLOË: Uh, I’m here to defeat you? In a fashion battle?
BEYONCÉ: Hahahahaha, oh, okay. That’s adorable. Go ahead and try.
CHLOË: Thanks, Ms. Knowles – um, Mrs. Carter – uh, thank you!
BEYONCÉ: No need for formality, honey. You can just call me Queen Bey.
CHLOË: Yes, Your Highness.
BEYONCÉ: Now run along before my skirt sets you on fire.
CHLOË: Yes, ma’am.