I’m not crying, YOU ARE.
Welcome back to Cannes!
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
BAHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA BAHHH, BAHH; BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Come along, dear readers. We have fangirling and judging to do.
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.