“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
Happy Thursday, dear readers! Let’s ease into our Halloween weekends with some fabness and some judgment.
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.
Get in, losers.