Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
What, you thought we were done?.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
New faces! Cute couples! Pop superstars!
There is no Met Gala without the divas.
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.