Welcome back, judgmental bitches!
And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
Welcome back to the film festival fashion fiesta, darlings.
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker!
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.