Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
What, you thought we were done?
Your favorite segment is back and better than ever.
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!