And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
Welcome back to the film festival fashion fiesta, darlings.
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
What, you thought we were done?
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!