From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
I hope you’re ready for a metric shit-ton of models in terrible outfits.
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.