Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Your favorite segment is back and better than ever.
Let’s finish this shit up.
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.