This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
Welcome to Fashion Prom!
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.