Welcome back, judgmental bitches!
Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Paris is positively oozing with glamour. Now that you are sufficiently grossed out, let us begin!
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
I hope you’re ready for a metric shit-ton of models in terrible outfits.
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.