Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.