Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
New faces! Cute couples! Pop superstars!
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.
The stars party on Monday; we judge them on Friday. That’s the way of the world, dear readers.
Let’s get this bitchfest started.
Fashion Month is rolling right along. Let’s take a quick stop at the amfAR Milano Gala and see what the supermodels have for us today.
Underage and overdressed! Overage and underdressed! It’s the Teen Choice Awards!