Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
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2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 1
What, you thought we were done?
Red Carpet Trendspotting: Monochromatic Realness
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.
2015 CFDA Fashion Awards
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Met Gala 2015: The Best Dressed
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
2014 Toronto Film Festival, Part 1
Things are heating up in Toronto, and the stars are just waiting for us to judge them using references to beloved literary characters.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
The red carpet rests for no one, dear readers. Pour your third cup of coffee of the day and let’s get this show on the road.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
Happy Monday, dear readers! Move your day along with a healthy dose of bitchery.
2014 MTV Movie Awards
Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards, where stars I’ve never heard try to out-hideous each other on the red carpet!
March Fabness 2014, Round 1: Gucci Bracket
Four more match-ups are ready and waiting for your votes, dear readers.