Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
There is no Met Gala without the divas.
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!