Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Red Carpet Trendspotting: Monochromatic Realness
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.
2015 Cannes Film Festival: Photocalls and Street Style
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Met Gala 2015: The Worst Dressed
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
Met Gala 2015: The Divas
There is no Met Gala without the divas.
Met Gala 2015: The Disappointments
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
The Week in Celebrity Fashion
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!
2015 SAG Awards, Part 2
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
2015 SAG Awards, Part 1
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!