I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.