And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.
It’s finally here, dear readers. The newest season of red carpet predictions has officially begun.
Get in, losers.
Let’s take a leisurely stroll through the Resort 2015 collections, dear readers. I’ll give you my predictions for who will wear what and why. All you need to do is pour yourself another cup of coffee and enjoy the pretty.