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2019 Oscars, Part 1
Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
2018 Tony Awards
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Met Gala 2018: Underwhelming Models
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.
Met Gala 2018: This is not the Oscars.
Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 2
Let’s keep the party going.
2018 Oscars, Part 3
Let’s finish this damn thing.
2018 Golden Globes, Part 2
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
2017 Emmy Awards, Part 3
Let’s finish this shit up.
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Fabness, Part 1
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.