I know, I know, I’m late.
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Welcome back, bitches!
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.