Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
I know, I know, I’m late.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.