Welcome back, judgmental bitches!
And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
What, you thought we were done?
Welcome back to the party.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
Every actress and model in the French Riviera turned out to say happy birthday to Cannes.
You made it to Friday! Celebrate with some casual daytime Cannes realness.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.