I know, I know, I’m late.
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.
Get in, losers.