Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
2019 Oscars, Part 1
Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
Cannes Film Festival 2018: Day 5
And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
Cannes Film Festival 2018: Days 2 & 3
Welcome back to the French Riviera, where things continue to be breathtakingly glamorous.
2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 3
Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
2018 Oscars, Part 3
Let’s finish this damn thing.
2018 Oscars: Part 1
The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
2018 Golden Globes, Part 2
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Cannes 2017: amfAR Gala
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Realness, Part 3
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
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