Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
Welcome back to the French Riviera, where things continue to be breathtakingly glamorous.
Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Let’s finish this damn thing.
The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.