Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
SO MUCH PRETTINESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!