You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Let’s keep the party going.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
It’s the freakin’ weekend, dear readers. Celebrate it in style, with a brand-new bracket and a healthy dose of judgment.
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.