Let’s keep the party going.
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.
Everyone in Hollywood is a magical fertility goddess.