Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Welcome back, dear readers.
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
What, you thought we were done?.
Welcome back, bitches!
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.