Welcome back, bitches! Let’s finish up these damn Grammys.
Best Dressed: JANELLE MONAE
ensemble by Dolce & Gabbana
Runner-Up: DONALD GLOVER
suit by Ermenegildo Zegna, shoes by Tod’s
He is stunning, and his fashion sense continues to be on point.
Honorable Mention: HAILEE STEINFELD
gown and boots by Alexandre Vauthier
I love so much about this. #1: the BOOTS. If you aren’t LIVING for these boots, check ya’ pulse, because you might actually be dead. #2: the eyeshadow. So random, yet somehow fully completes the look. #3: IT HAS POCKETS. Done. Sold.
gown by Ashi Studio, jewelry by Messika, shoes by Christian Louboutin
Just weird enough to be awesome. Dig the jewelry; ditch the shoes.
suit by Nudie’s Rodeo Tailors
I support whatever kind of wild-western-chic thing is happening here. Everyone who’s hopped on the saloon gown train should hit up the cowboy suit store instead.
suit by Valentino
I love everything about this little darling. The suit, the shirt, the accessories – delicious.
LANA DEL REY
gown by Gucci
Serving Hedy Lamarr realness. This may actually be the first thing Lana’s ever worn that I truly love.
gown by Atelier Versace, jewelry by Chopard
I’m on board with the top half, but things both literally and figuratively start to fall apart as we head south.
gown by Zeina Nabulsi
Needs a necklace and a less dated hairdo, but as always, Lisa Loeb is the queen of cute glasses.
gown by Ralph & Russo, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz
It’s fine. And for Rita, who so often opts for hot disaster territory, I guess that’s enough.
gown by Yas Couture by Elie Madi
It looks weirdly conservative from this angle, but you can fully see her nipples in just about every photo of this dress. Which is honestly more #Grammys than anything else, but something about the proportions just don’t work for me.
suit by Cerruti 1881
Aw, look. He’s trying.
gown by Ashi Studio, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti
Thanks, Heidi. It’s only the eight thousandth time we’ve seen a dress like this on the red carpet in the last two years.
gown by Alex Perry
That illusion netting is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
gown by Victoria Hayes, jewelry by Jennifer Fisher, shoes by Christian Louboutin
These colors are atrocious, and the matching makeup, nails, and shoes might be worse.
gown by Christian Siriano
Are you the QUEEN? Good lord, Kelly. You’re only 35. Save this for your twilight years.
Worst Dressed: PINK
gown by Armani Privé
And now, a moment of silence for every Muppet who had to die in order to make Pink’s dress.