Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
Let the parade of glam begin!
Time to head to Paris. (And Rome. Apparently you’re allowed to have couture shows outside France? Who knew?)
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.
Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.