I’m not crying, YOU ARE.
Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Welcome back to Cannes!
Happy Monday, fellow divas! Make your week extraordinary by adding a whopping dose of judgment.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.