Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
And we’re back.
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!