Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
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2018 Golden Globes, Part 1
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Cannes 2017: Daytime Chic
You made it to Friday! Celebrate with some casual daytime Cannes realness.
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Fabness, Part 1
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
2017 SAG Awards, Part 2
Welcome back, my dears!
2016 Met Gala, Part 1
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Front Row at Couture Fashion Week, Part 1
Paris is positively oozing with glamour. Now that you are sufficiently grossed out, let us begin!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!
The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 2
Let’s wrap up this fucking fabulous week on the red carpet, dear readers.
2014 MTV Video Music Awards
The BeyMAs have come and gone, and there is SO MUCH ABSURDITY TO DISCUSS. Taylor’s drunk baby gymnast romper! All those “vintage throwbacks” to like 13 years ago! ALL THE BLUE IVY CARTER!
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