Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
You made it to Friday! Celebrate with some casual daytime Cannes realness.
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
Welcome back, my dears!
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Paris is positively oozing with glamour. Now that you are sufficiently grossed out, let us begin!