Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!