Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
What, you thought we were done?.
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)
Happy hungover Sunday! Let’s stare bleary-eyed at pretty things.
SO MUCH PRETTINESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
There’s only one way to prep for the glam-overload that is the Oscars – by hitting the film festival circuit for a hefty dose of judgment.
I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!