Happy hungover Sunday! Let’s stare bleary-eyed at pretty things.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
Welcome to Fashion Prom!
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.