Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
Let’s finish up this fabulous season, dear readers.
Welcome back to the future of the red carpet.
Mornings are hard, but judging is easy.