From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Let’s keep the party going.
Let’s finish this damn thing.
Welcome back, bitches! Let’s finish up these damn Grammys.
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!