Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Welcome back to Cannes!
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!